July 2009
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
mercurypdx:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina.. (1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wish my Tumblr were called OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
Remember when Obama could tell a good story?
spiegelman:
The President is doing a terrible job of selling health care reform. This is surprising, because we all know the man can tell a good story. “I was raised with the help of a white grandfather who survived a Depression to serve in Patton’s army during World War II and a white grandmother who worked on a bomber assembly line at Fort Leavenworth while he was overseas.” Remember that? ...
“One of the strangest political processses of my lifetime is that when I was...”
– Best comment ever. (via errorgorilla)
Reblogged in preparation for tomorrow’s three-way orgy of mutual admiration.
“Depeche Mode may not be the most remarkably boring group ever to walk the face...”
– Record Mirror, August 1981. Reviewer: Steven Patrick Morrissey. (via errorgorilla)
Poll: What's the best TV show of the decade... →
(via wireporn)
Fucking “Top Gear” is walking it at the moment; “The Wire” is running a poor second. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!
Please don't concern yourself with my health.
subjecttomeg:
I hate the health argument the most when it comes to fat talk. I am not asking you if I’m leading a healthy lifestyle. And frankly, you do not give a shit. But the space I’m taking up is gross to you. And you find it unappealing and maybe even disgusting and are afraid it is catching and that’s fine. Own that. Don’t play it off like you care about my health. The only reason...
Three Good Reasons To Liquidate Our Empire →
buffleheadcabin:
azspot:
However ambitious President Barack Obama’s domestic plans, one unacknowledged issue has the potential to destroy any reform efforts he might launch. Think of it as the 800-pound gorilla in the American living room: our longstanding reliance on imperialism and militarism in our relations with other countries and the vast, potentially ruinous global empire of bases that...
reconnoitre:
Beck, Where It’s At
happy friday...
“THE lie detector radio stunt on 2Day FM involving a 14-year-old girl who...”
– Alastair Nicholson, Tim Costello, Steve Biddulph and 12 other high profile psychologists, academics and child advocates, in a joint letter to The Age that has also been publicised elsewhere (Your Say | theage.com.au)
Exactly what is it going to take to get 2Day FM to realise the extent to which it...
“The iPhone ecosystem is toxic, and I can’t participate any more until it is...”
– stevenf.com (via azspot)
Not to get all Fake Steve, but I do like the way the toxic iPhone ecosystem is at least giving the young people a crash course in capitalism and the abuse of corporate power.
Ah, payday.
No more counting cigarettes. No more driving round with the orange fuel light going. No more trying to work out what to cook for everyone’s dinner with just what’s in the fridge (pfffft!). No more checking my bank balance. No more torrent files. No more walking around with an unkempt, leonine mane of hair. No more “lite” iPhone apps. No more staying in. No more...
Note to self: stay away from F*ceb**k when...
"Beer summit"? We Brits invented it. →
Except it was more than a photo-op:
“In the days before Thatcherism, union bosses would routinely pop round to Number 10 for “beer and sandwiches” - usually a euphemism for hard-ball policy discussions.”
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry →
azspot:
Sweden’s fertility clinics are racking up a serious backlog of people waiting for artificial insemination, due in part to a “spike” in demand from lesbian couples for vital supplies of man juice.
Ah, lesbians and dodgy science: such a winning combination. I see azspot is taking a leaf out of my highly effective Googlebait method.
“The PPIC Survey finds Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s approval rating at a...”
– Live by the sword, die by the sword. Except, nobody’s weilding a sword this time. But Schwarzenegger’s got a knife. Like Crocodile Dundee. Huh? I’ve confused myself with my own metaphor. I think the sword was supposed to be the recall or something. Anyway, California faces death by a thousand...
“We live in a corporate state. We live in a state that no longer responds to the...”
– Chris Hedges (via azspot) (via igather) (via buffleheadcabin)
“Bollocks to my blog!”
– Mrs Feastingonroadkill. Who is having the same wonderful, exhausting week (for a different employer) that Mr Feastingonroadkill is. Daily Mail readers, with your ‘public sector - easy life’ rubbish - you’re all twats. (via feastingonroadkill)
Me: Do you wish Jack McFarland were your dad?
My daughter: Jack McFarland IS my dad.
@mabelmoments: check yr Twitter DMs
UK soldier to Gordon Brown: why I won't return to... →
Lance Corporal Joe Glenton, from the Royal Logistics Corps, is the first British soldier to speak out publicly against the war in Afghanistan. He explains in the letter below, delivered to Gordon Brown at Downing Street on Thursday 30 July, why he will not return to fight in Afghanistan because he believes politicians must stop wasting soldiers’ lives in an unjustified war. Court martial...
“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over...”
– Dresden James (via strangecousinsusan) (via trixietreats) (via mudwerks)
“They don’t think about the the girl in China who stitched their new jeans in a...”
– To Them, The Magic of Lower Prices Just Happens (via azspot)
“In a recent news story in the Financial Times, the chief executive of the...”
– We’re outsourcing the future, to be built by Thatcher and Philip K Dick (via errorgorilla)
“In Honduras, the rightwing has kept the masses of poor people at bay not through...”
– A Chance for Real Democracy in Honduras (via azspot) (via monkeytypist)
What is wrong with you people, wanting to stop...
“Forget about green shoots, and don’t be taken in by chipper...”
– LENIN’S TOMB: The only way is down
“I listened to a lot of music growing up. My father kept very current, and then I...”
– Chloë Sevigny
According to Interview Magazine, Chloë Sevigny is a “die-hard Depeche Mode fan.” Here she interviews Dave Gahan. “Die-hard fan,” Chloë? And yet you wouldn’t masturbate a man in a Honda CRX for tickets? Eh? EH?! Shut up and go away. (via errorgorilla)
“Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. Nowadays he can...”
– Frank Moore Colby, Imaginary Obligations (1904) (via reconnoitre)
