April 2011
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Sorry jhnbrssndn
thesophie: But it’s a funny blowjob shot! Royal protocol dictates that Will.i.a.m. only spunks on her back on the wedding day.
Apr 29th
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The Royal Wedding is like the Afghanistan War.
In that it never ends. You thought that it was one day of “escapism”? Think again. Today saw the renewal of the celebrity-industrial complex. Middleton is the new Diana, and she will “earn” her money by selling shitloads of newspapers, airtime minutes and apps until he fucks someone else, or she winds up in a coffin.
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U.S. Department of State: Ambassador Rice Welcomes... →
statedept: U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice welcomed UN Human Rights Council Resolution S-16/1 on April 29, 2011. Ambassador Rice said: “I welcome the decision today by the UN Human Rights Council to condemn the Government of Syria for its violent crackdown against peaceful… I think we should call her Ambassador Nice from now on. 
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“During our impromptu staff meeting in the lobby, while a flat-screen TV...”
– Morning Dispatch, Tuscaloosa, Brian Williams on the Daily Nightly (via ericazucco)
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Donald Trump insists "there's nobody less of a... →
motherjones: Hmm, yeah, we don’t remember doing anything like that either. And not so many of us white folk talk about having a great relationship with “the blacks”. So there’s that.
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oversets: It’s rare for American media outlets to list all of our “wars” this way, including the covert ones (and that list does not even include the newest one, in Libya, where drone attacks are playing an increasingly prominent role as well). But Barack Obama does indeed preside over numerous American wars in the Muslim world, including some that he started (Libya and Yemen) and others...
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gangsofcats-withthumbs asked: so. how do you feel about this wedding mania!
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If you want to know what's really happening after... →
He’s doing a great job.
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“Precisely because this “accumulated evil” is being committed by a Democrat in...”
– Chris Floyd
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“It seems that nobody bats an eye anymore when an American president adopts...”
– Chris Floyd
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“It is a theoretical possibility, but in my opinion an extreme improbability,...”
– LENIN’S TOMB: Note on a wedding
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“It’s no coincidence that as genuine social mobility in broken Britain is...”
– Stewart Lee
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The composite name for William and Kate Middleton...
Your welcome.
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“Mr. Karp was merry. He had gotten some laughs during the panel. He was also in...”
– This Is Why Your Tumblr’s Down (via propagandery)
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YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.... →
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You know what I find depressing about Monday...
Waking up and seeing all the photos you fuckers have posted on Instagram of your FOOD.
Apr 25th
I blame the parents
Daughter: I'm going to watch Bullitt tonight.
Me: Oh really? Where?
Daughter: When I get back to the flat. I've rented it on iTunes.
Me: Why didn't you just download it off the internet?
Daughter: I don't know how to.
Me:
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“But it’s long been clear that this is Obama’s understanding of “a nation of...”
– Glenn Greenwald (via azspot)
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