tomoatmeal:

Law #67: Innovation
If they are selling hats, sell pretzels.  If they are selling pretzels and hats, sell something brand new.  A kiosk in a mall is not a new idea, but how about a kiosk that has a man trained to fashion hairstyles out of mounds of whipped cream?  That’s innovation.  For five bucks, the man will cover the head of a newborn baby in a popular whipped cream hairstyle that is both fun and flirty.  The parents can snap a picture and then casually lick the whipped cream off of the baby’s head while they continue to shop.  Not into whipped cream?  Fine. Allow our group of troubled, inner-city high school students to help lick it off.  It’s a delicious treat and guess what guys?  You just learned about business. 

tomoatmeal:

Law #67: Innovation

If they are selling hats, sell pretzels.  If they are selling pretzels and hats, sell something brand new.  A kiosk in a mall is not a new idea, but how about a kiosk that has a man trained to fashion hairstyles out of mounds of whipped cream?  That’s innovation.  For five bucks, the man will cover the head of a newborn baby in a popular whipped cream hairstyle that is both fun and flirty.  The parents can snap a picture and then casually lick the whipped cream off of the baby’s head while they continue to shop.  Not into whipped cream?  Fine. Allow our group of troubled, inner-city high school students to help lick it off.  It’s a delicious treat and guess what guys?  You just learned about business. 

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