julia allison.

bagcoffee:

bringonthetragedy:

i don’t really have the slightest fucking clue how “tumblarity” works.

all i know is that thanks to the kindness of some of my new tumblr amigos and followers, and a silly article about time travel-related sex, i somehow shot up. apparently, i’m ranked 2 below JULIA ALLISON?!

she’s at #2,807 and i’m #2,809.

isn’t she famous or something?!

this is just a warning to the NYC internet socialite celebrity scene.

i’m from richmond. and i’m coming to FUCK SHIT UP.

Epic.

With great power comes great responsibility…