So on sunday the power was still off from our house being hit by lightning for the second time in four years but my dad came back from Cuba after a week long stay!
Me: Hey Daddy, Michael Jackson died.
Dad: There’s been a coup in Honduras
Me: Ugh, always such a Debbie Downer
(cue discussion of Honduras, US interests in the country, history, economy. Get it a little mixed up with Guatemala go to the encyclopedia straighten it out. Return to MJ)
Dad: I guess there is Madonna still.
Me: Yeah, plus she never touched young boys.
Dad: Don’t say that. You don’t know what these people get up to, better to just assume fondling and work from there.
iGather’s dad sounds as cool as she does
